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Four years of Achhe Din: Commenting Jokingly , but Factually
Four years of Achhe Din: Commenting Jokingly , but Factually
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Four years of Achhe Din: Commenting Jokingly , but Factually

Our Prime Minister had only one request for us. We have let him down miserably
1.      Ensure another five years of Achhe Din in 2019, otherwise you are not fit to remain in this country and pack off to Pakistan. Four years of Achhe Din: Commenting Joking By G. Sampath : UPDATED: JUNE 10, 2018 09:53 IST:THE HINDU
2.      Four years of Achhe Din: if you can’t even ensure another five years of Achhe Din in 2019, I must say you are not fit to remain in this country. I must say you are not fit to remain in this country. I suggest you pack off to Pakistan. Our Prime Minister had only one request for us. We have let him down miserably.
3.      My dear friends and loyal readers, please join me in congratulating ourselves on four fantastic-unbelievable years of Achhe Din. I hope that is the correct spelling of ‘achhe’ and it’s not ‘achhoo’ as my autocorrect is suggesting. My father says the right spelling is ‘chee’ but I think he is editorialising.
4.      So wherever you are, whoever you are, extend both your arms — don’t feel shy, this is a time to celebrate — and pat yourselves on the back. If you can’t reach your own back because you are too fat, do it using your social media handle, or the handle of your trishul. But do it for sure — because you deserve it.
5.      A ridiculous-silly notion, belief: You silly goose-‘long necked female water bird’! Deserve it my foot! I was just joking, to see how seriously you take me. And you all are really patting yourselves on the back?! This has to be the height of self-delusion-misconception. Do you people really believe the credit for all that India has achieved in the last four years goes to each one of you? 
6.      I am asking a genuine question here and I want a genuine answer: are all of you megalomaniacs-psychiatric disorder with delusions of power? 
7.      Did you really think each of you is collectively responsible for the progress of this great nation?
I am shocked to hear that you would entertain even for one second such a ridiculous, blasphemous-irreligious, improper, irrelevant notion. 
8.      Never forget that all the good things happening in our country right now is because of one man — and we all know who that is. What makes me really sad is that all of you got four years — four entire years — to fulfill every one of our beloved Prime Minister’s dreams. And yet, you have let him down so badly. Each one of you.
9.      True, the Indian economy is still growing at 12.7% per annum, we are still creating 4.2 crore jobs every year, and farmers are so happy that they are giving away milk and tomatoes for free. It is also true that we have eliminated corruption through demonetisation, achieved 200% tax compliance through GST, and deposited ₹15 lakh in the bank account of every Indian who worked in the IT Cell for a minimum of 56 days.
10.  Nor can anyone deny that today, white people in different parts of the world look at brown Indians with more respect than ever before. Foreigners are so much in awe-fear, wonder of our Prime Minister that when they translate his speeches they add five extra paragraphs free of charge. After 60 years of Dark Ages under the Congress, today every Indian village has woken up to light and Paytm.
11.   Four great feats-notable acts: In fact, Modiji routinely achieves in any given week 100 times more than what Nehru accomplished from 1947 to 2014. But the pseudo-fake-secular Indian media that has sold out to the hate-Modi industry simply won’t show them to the Indian public. If you think I am being too harsh-unkind, I’ll give you just four examples of Modiji’s historic achievements, all from the last one week, which have been completely blacked out by the paid-cum-stung media.
12.   I’m betting you didn’t know, for instance, that for the first time in India’s 30,000-year-history, an orchid was named after an Indian Prime Minister when the Singapore government decided to name a beautiful Indic orchid that produces upright inflorescences-‘flowering part of plant’ up to 56 inches long, ‘Dendrobrium Narendra Modi’. 
13.   Or that Modiji became the first Indian Prime Minister to visit a Mariamman temple in Singapore.
14.   Were you aware that the IAEA has hailed the achievement of electrifying all Indian villages as the greatest event in the history of every energy, including physical, kinetic, potential, sexual, and weed energy? 
15.   Or that for the first time in India’s history, an Indian Prime Minister purchased a Madhubani painting in Singapore using a RuPay card? 
16.    Do you know how many Madhubani paintings Nehru bought using a RuPay card, either in India or in Singapore? Zero. 
17.   That’s right. If Modiji and Nehru were to settle things between them through a tennis match, Modiji would win by an innings and 545 runs.
18.   The one thing we couldn’t do: That’s the kind of Prime Minister we’ve been blessed with the last four years — someone who not only works 23 hours a day but never boasts about it in his own words. In return, he had only one small request for all of us: a Congress-mukt Bharat. And I’m sorry to say, as a nation, we have failed miserably in this.
19.   As the Karnataka elections and the recent bypoll results showed, not only is India far from being Congress-mukt, the entire Opposition is ganging up against one man. 
20.  And you all are sitting quietly and watching like Gandhiji’s monkeys? 
21.   After all that he has done for you, if you can’t even ensure another five years of Achhe Din in 2019, I must say you are not fit to remain in this country. 
22.   I suggest you pack off to Pakistan and while you are there, don’t forget to watch ‘Veeradi Veera Wedding’ with your jihadi grandmother.
Highlights forwarded by: Balbir Singh Sooch-Sikh Vichar Manch
http://sikhvicharmanch.com/home.htm
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Ensure another five years of Achhe Din in 2019, otherwise you are not fit to remain in this country and pack off to Pakistan: Our Prime Minister had only one request for us. We have let him down miserably.

 

 

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